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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama so fat, when she fell over nobody was laughing... ...but the ground was cracking up"

"Why do console gamers use their in game names in real life? They haven't got anti-aliasing."

"I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at the floor and think, ""I'd tap that."""

"What do you call a battle of wordplay? Pun-fu fighting"

"What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? Mumbai!"

"Why does an elephant have four feet? Because it'd look bloody stupid with six inches."

"I stole my friend's kidneys one night he'd be pissed, but he can't"

"Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery. LOL just kidding it was double homicide."

"Why couldn't the auction house find any buyers for the Celtic artifact? It was completely runed."

"I like my women the way I like my coffee. I don't like coffee"