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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama so fat, she doesn't get stuck in the doorway The doorway gets stuck in her"

"I heard that people from Taiwan are impatient and agressive... I guess they have a Taipei personality."

"What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon? Tennish"

"You wake in a field, nude, grass stained elbows, knees and a condom in your ass, Do you tell anyone? No? Wanna come camping with me this weekend?"

"Two fish are STILL in a tank one turns to the other and says ""NOPE!"""

"eBay is so useless I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches."

"I got robbed last night The burglar replaced everything with an exact replica"

"Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has it's pros and Khans"

"What do you call a competition between two assholes who like to masturbate A jerk off!"

"The best way to get over someone is probably with your car"