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Joke of the Day

"Just made this up. What did one cannibal-rapist say to the other? ""Let's do lunch."""

"Auto mechanic: Well here's your problem. The last person to work on this didn't wash their hands after using the restroom."

"I always wondered why a Frisbee looks like it gets bigger & bigger the closer it comes to you.. and then it hit me."

"Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? The noise gave her a headache."

"Ruin a date in 5 words... Does this smell like chloroform?"

"Why did the cheese go to the museum? To get cultured"

"How do you juice an orange? Play with its citorus"

"What is the leading cause of dry skin? Bath towels..."

"I am friends with 25 letters from the alphabet I don't know y EDIT: Credits to Chris Turner."

"What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ? An independant !"