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Joke of the Day

"I always wondered why a Frisbee looks like it gets bigger & bigger the closer it comes to you.. and then it hit me."

"In German, the imperative is formed by opening your mouth and speaking German."

"Two deer walk out of a gay bar One turns to the other and says, ""I can't believe I blew 20 bucks in there!"""

"Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they"

"Adrian Veidt's wife walks into his bedroom and finds him with another woman. As she approaches him with angry tears, he says ""I did it 35 minutes ago."""

"Wife: My family is coming over. Me: ....? Wife: PANTS! PUT ON PANTS!"

"It's scary to think that people like you are graduating from college."

"*calls you by wrong name in bed, blames autocorrect*"

"Recently a female bank robber wasn't very successful She only got 77% of what a what a male would have."

"I'm a Buddhist coke head I hope when I'm reincarnated I come back as a donkey, so I can grind my teeth all day."