42103
Joke of the Day
"How do you juice an orange? Play with its citorus"
Next Joke
"I must admit, my ""Kiss Me, I Have The Zika Virus"" T-shirt is giving me a lot of personal space inside this subway car."
"[diary, day 3642 on deserted island] How can I still be fat?"
"Did you hear about the new in-flight corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere"
"Why is Waldo always wearing striped clothing? because he doesn't want to be spotted"
"What's Donald Trump's favorite song? White Christmas"
"Ambien: Where is your unicorn? Me: I don't have a unicorn. A: You better get naked and go into that Arby's and look for it anyway. M: Ok."
"Internet Explorer: so about last night Me: Oh, i used you for flash. IE: Are we back together, am i your default? Me: don't make this weird"
"Donald Duck is far too angry for somebody who never has to suffer pants."
"What does Yao Ming stand for? When he sits down it takes too long to get back up."