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Joke of the Day

"A man with a marine biology fetish comes back from vacation. His friends greet him with a warm whale cum."

"A lot of people say that Kim Jong Un is an unfit leader... but I ran a half marathon alongside him, and he finished in a pretty respectable time"

"a guy walks into a bar.. ouch*"

"My mother told me I was so good at arguing that I should be a lawyer. I said bullshit!"

"I like my women like I like my whiskey. Aged 14 years and mixed up in a little coke."

"Why did the stadium get hot after the game? Because all the fans left"

"May the f... ...orce be equal to mass times acceleration."

"A cowboy was shopping for a wiener dog some told him to get a long little doggy."

"I got a dig bick. You that read wrong. That awkward when you read that wrong too. And said 'moment' after awkward. This is awkward."

"What do you call a court case in which an immigrant is suing over sexual harassment? *Alien v. Predator*"