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Joke of the Day

"""any ideas?"" let's tie a bunch of helium balloons together & then hold onto the strings ""whoa whoa whoa, let's not get carried away"""

"What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener? One of them has to water their vegetables"

"Why don't undertakers provide free services? That would be a dead giveaway."

"I could never be in a hardcore band because I'd feel awkward putting a sticker up in every bathroom stall I enter."

"Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Belinda ! Belinda who ? Belinda church steeple !"

"Words can't even describe how beautiful you are. But numbers can, 3/10."

"What do you do after you but a new oven? Invite all of your friends over and have an oven warming party."

"What do you call a lesbian with big fingers? Well hung.!"

"What's the worst thing your wife can do while you're having sex? Come home early."