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Joke of the Day

"""any ideas?"" let's tie a bunch of helium balloons together & then hold onto the strings ""whoa whoa whoa, let's not get carried away"""

"What's Adam Sandler's favorite salsa? Medium Pace"

"the latest news from the boston bombing authorities think it was race related."

"A speech should be like a woman's skirt. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to keep it interesting!"

"A football player... A football player was convicted of a crime and sent to prison for several years. He went in as a tight end and left as a wide receiver."

"What's the difference between a blonde and an Airbus A380? Not everyone has been in an Airbus A380."

"A Jew, Korean, and Black guy walk into a bar. The bartender told them to get the fuck out."

"If you elect me president, the national unemployment figures are guaranteed to drop by at least one."

"The Beatles were so full of shit. They only used that yellow submarine residence for tax purposes."

"First rule of Thesaurus Club: You do not talk, speak, chat, deliberate, confer, gab, or converse about Thesaurus Club."