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Joke of the Day

"the latest news from the boston bombing authorities think it was race related."

"I remember the difference between vertical and horizontal because vertical gives you vertigo and horizontal because whores get laid."

"Q: What did the cook say to the dough? A: I ""NEED"" you!"

"Meteorologists, frowning, like prophets of doom, pleading with their Snow God for mercy."

"If you roll out your chapstick more than an inch, I'll see you in court."

"smdh at dollhouses without stairs between the different floors. Hows that going to work, dumb-ass."

"My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant it differently when she wrote it in her diary."

"How to sound Australian. Say ""good eye might"" aloud."

"Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers? Bonos."

"I don't pay for prostitute, they pay me to stop ? Up vote if you agree"