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Joke of the Day
"What's Adam Sandler's favorite salsa? Medium Pace"
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"Why is the Force like duct tape? It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together."
"Symptoms of mental illness: -Hearing voices -Hallucinating -Complaining about how other people use their social media accounts"
"Where do African cannibals get their food from? Blackpeoplemeat.com"
"The celebrity couple name for Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton is Clump."
"What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car? A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)"
"""FOR SALE: blender, like new. Does NOT make things taste like crayons ALSO FOR SALE: wax fruit, slightly scratched."""
"A drunk man walks up to an Englishman pissing on a tree... And says, ""Yurr ahh.... European!"""
"What's Al Qaida's favorite football team? The New York Jets."
"Why wouldn't you laugh at punch lines in a circle-jerk? You'd see them coming."