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Joke of the Day

"Today has been cancelled, due to lack of interest."

"I don't think a single person at the office noticed that I shaved off my mustache. All I heard all day long was, ""Where are your pants?"""

"A thimble, a battleship, a car, a wheelbarrow, a top hat, a dog, a shoe, and an iron walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""I'm sorry, but we don't serve your kind here, can't be part of a Monopoly."""

"When trying to determine the best place in Charlotte to go for a team building event, go to the White Water Center... It's a no brainer..."

"Someone needs to tell Madonna you can't call it ""Girls Gone Wild"" when you're a 100."

"Every Scooby Doo episode would literally be 2 minutes long if the gang went to the mask store 1st & asked a few questions."

"Why can't the Americans play chess? Because they're missing two towers."

"I had sex while camping yesterday. It was fucking in tents!"

"What did the bra say to the hat? Go on ahead I'll give these two a lift"

"Who is a penguin's favorite relative? His Aunt Arctica"