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Joke of the Day
"If u stand in the pouring grain.... Your gonna get all wheat!"
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"""Give it to me!"" she yelled ""Give it to me!"" She yelled. ""I'm so fucking wet, give it to me now!"" She could scream all she wanted. I was keeping the umbrella."
"What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu? One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment."
"A SQL Query walks into a bar It Drops by a Group of Tables and asks, ""can I Join you?"""
"Once you commit to the idea of a closed casket funeral it really takes a lot of pressure off how you live your life."
"Why did the butter maker not tell anybody his secret recipe? He was afraid they'd spread it around."
"Why don't Middle Eastern dogs bite as often? Because they Muslim."
"What does a rock put on when it stinks? Geodorant."
"I'm sorry I said ""sorry about your eyebrows"" when you showed me your wedding photos"
"What are Hillary Clinton's favorite shoes? Platform Flip flops !"