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Joke of the Day

"Why was Kunta Kinte such a renowned philosopher? He pondered the question ""Toby, or not Toby?"""

"me: [trying to pronounce gnocchi] ""gnocc gnocc-"" waiter: ""who's there? haha"" me: ""this isn't a joke son"""

"What do people store their fondest memories in? A nostaljar."

"I want to be a father someday But my son says I should start now"

"I heard my idiot friend talk about inequality the other day and I couldn't help but draw some parallels. :)"

"Never underestimate a well placed ""that's what she said"". Unless your boss is standing behind you. Thanks for the heads up Michelle."

"I dated a midget once, we were in love.. I was nuts over her."

"Why did the Fonz have red eyes? Because he had **AYYY** fever!"

"NSFW Anal With My Girlfriend When ever my girlfriend and I have anal; it makes my day, but it makes her (w)hole week"

"What do I call my dick? Steve Harvey because it's rising right now"