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Joke of the Day

"Why was Kunta Kinte such a renowned philosopher? He pondered the question ""Toby, or not Toby?"""

"Can a dinosaur tell a joke? You bet jur-ass-ic can!"

"I just yawned on the bus and two dudes gave me their phone numbers."

"Knock Knock Who there? Control freak Contro... Now you say control freak who!"

"Girls are magic... They get wet without water, can bleed without injuries and get boneless things hard!"

"I'm white, but... Nope. Can't do one of those today. Look, I'm at a B&B on Cape Cod right now. I'm a fanny pack away from translucent."

"What is the difference between an elevator and black people? And elevator can raise kids"

"What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear? Hearing AIDS"

"What about a reality show where people who complain about homeless people having cellphones have to get a job and an apartment without one."

"*gets into any creepy van* *Gets kicked out*"