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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between an elevator and black people? And elevator can raise kids"

"want to know why i didnt have sex last night? The roofie didn't work."

"On what kind of ships do students study? Scholarships."

"""OMG IT'S RAINING A LITTLE BIT AND NOW I'VE FORGOTTEN EVERYTHING I'VE EVER KNOWN!!!"" - Drivers, apparently."

"What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house? They're both used to store nuts."

"So a baby is named by his French, Chinese, and Redditor grandparents A. L'Mao"

"What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa? Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio."

"Why did the letter arrive wet? Because it had postage dew."

"Did you hear about the nudists that attempted to forcefully take over a local beach? It was roundly condemned as a case of naked aggression."

"What's Fermat's favorite topic in Mathematics aside from his theorem? Fermatation."