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Joke of the Day
"I just yawned on the bus and two dudes gave me their phone numbers."
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"The Wizard of Oz, synopsis. Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again."
"You don't need a parachute to go sky diving You need a parachute to go sky diving twice"
"What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chamber."
"Don't necessarily nominate me for sainthood, but I just gave a VERY ugly woman directions."
"What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant? It'll Dimsum."
"Whenever I'm in doubt, I ask myself ""What would Jesus do?"" then I remember Jesus got crucified, his decision making skills weren't brilliant"
"I went to the zoo the other day... The only animal they had was a small dog. It was a shih tzu"
"I just had my iPhone stolen. I wish I thought of this before. Best way to prevent iPhone theft? Make it look like a BlackBerry."
"Carol learned a hard lesson the day she forgot the word berry when googling blueberry waffle recipes."