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Joke of the Day

"9/10 dentists recommend good dental hygiene... The other dentist is from England."

"I wrote a joke about pigeons. Stoned pigeon poetry: High Coo"

"Hillary's doctor tells her she has the heart of a 20 year old And now he wants her to give it back to whoever she carved it out of their chest."

"SARCASM: Giving me the exclusive power to humiliate idiots without them knowing it."

"If puns were people, where do all the bad ones go after they die? www.reddit.com/r/jokes/new"

"What did the French stoner say? 80 blaze it"

"Who has 2 thumbs and had an accident in shop class? Not me!"

"I've just started an online dating site for Siamese twins. It's called Connect 4."

"What did the Hot Dog say to the Cucumber? My brothers may have been eaten to death, but hey it was over quicker than your midnight insertion ""fun""."

"Me: C'mon, baby. Just the tip? Her: No! Me: Awww, cmon! Her: No, you're paying the whole bill this time."