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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear? Hearing AIDS"
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"Chances of me doing anything at work today are about hahahahahahahahahahaha%."
"It's important for a dentist to know advanced mathematics They often have to deal with calculus on the job."
"What do they leave on your pillow at a bordello in Dijon, France? Condom-Mints"
"What has 9 arms and still sucks? Def Leppard"
"Crack-head's favorite rap song... I wanna rock RIGHT NOW!!!!"
"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary and those who don't."
"I just got out of school and landed my first full-time job! I could have sworn I made more money in college... working for my parents... as their son."
"Failed my biology test today: They asked, ""What is commonly found in cells?"" Apparently ""black people"" wasn't the correct answer."
"What ""c word"" describes my girlfriend and why I'm not getting any? Carpaltunnel"