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Joke of the Day

"Girls are magic... They get wet without water, can bleed without injuries and get boneless things hard!"

"Did you hear about the guy who used the door knocker? He won a no bell prize. I'm sorry if this is a repost. I searched but couldn't find anything close."

"What's grey and comes in quarts? An elephant"

"Wooden leg. My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith. So I asked him ""What was the name of his other leg?"""

"What do you call a pig that does karate? Pork Chop!"

"I 've got an intense fear that I am a hypochondriac, or at least showing symptoms of one"

"Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I use soap and water personally."

"I'm not surprised you had a facelift..but it looks like you are."

"I met a woman with one leg today. Her name was Eileen."

"where does honey come from? beez nuts"