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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars? A solmate"
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"What if all DJs decided at once to stop using the infamous air horn sound effect and started using the sound of an old man climbing stairs?"
"I asked her if she had ever tried 69 I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, ""No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""
"I knew someone that was frozen to absolute zero once. He was 0K."
"What is a pirate's favorite element? Argon"
"I like my woman the way I like my coffee. Hot, black, and all over my lap while I'm driving."
"4 out of 5 dentists recommend Trident sugarless gum. The 5th dentist is busy butchering protected wildlife."
"If storks bring babies, what kind of bird doesn't bring any babies? A swollow."
"What do you say when someone makes a racially insensitive comment? That's insensitive, you retard."