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Joke of the Day

"Stop eating all the shrimp, Sean Connery It's shellfish."

"What does an American actor say when going to Europe? Let's go PAL."

"I was gonna make a joke about hitting the gym ...maybe tomorrow"

"Alcohol makes me worse at everything except telling secrets."

"*acts sassy* *flips hair* *walks into a wall*"

"Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her crayons are still sticky."

"""A Walk Among the Tombstones"" could just as well be a TV serial... ... It has so many parts."

"Sarah Palin and Donald Trump served PB&J sandwiches at his last political rally because if you go to one of those, you're not allergic to nuts"

"maybe ancient civilizations wouldn't have died out if they'd built regular buildings instead of these dumb ruins"

"I think mascots are the hardest roles for actors to play. They really have to get into their characters."