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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a dog and a fox? About 4 pints"
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"Why don't you make fun of a fat girl with a lisp? She's probably thick and tired of it."
"How do street urchins communicate with each other? Gutterskype."
"How do you know you're talking to a sales guy? He says ""I'm not a sales guy""."
"How do you make a hormone? Kick her in the cunt."
"So much has been going wrong in the USA You would think it had been built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds."
"Oh honey, you're not pretty enough to be that stupid"
"What do you call a reptile...? What do you call a reptile who says ""But Cowardly Lion......You've had courage..... This entire....Time""? [The Wonderful Lizard of Pause](/spoiler)"
"""Come on man! I'm sure your superpower is cool! Show me! ""Ok"" *stares at two glasses of soda* the diet is on the right."" ""Wow um..neat..."""
"""Your storage is full"" thanks Apple, I'll just go and delete some photos of friends and family, but at least I'll always have the stocks app"