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Joke of the Day
"How do you know you're talking to a sales guy? He says ""I'm not a sales guy""."
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"Is Vanilla Ice's son named Vanilla Extract? Cuz he should be."
"what is Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner's latest award? Tripod of the year."
"I've got good news and bad news... GOOD NEWS: Hillary lost the presidency BAD NEWS: Trump won the presidency"
"A guy walks into a bar ouch If you didn't get it think about in literal terms"
"The older I get, the farther apart I spread my feet when I use a urinal. Soon, I will be doing a Jean-Claude Van Damme split when I piss."
"Did you hear about the guy with the perfectly average facial features. I hear it was a mean look."
"Each time a person sneezes on an airplane, that sneeze circulates the entire airplane cabin before being filtered out by vents."
"Two elderly men are lounging on the porch of the Socialist Nudist Club, and one says to the other.... ""Say old chap, have you read Marx?"" ""Why yes. It's these bloody wicker chairs!"""
"hello 911? yes do you think i'm pretty"