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Joke of the Day
"Oh honey, you're not pretty enough to be that stupid"
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"What fruit/vegetable doesnt leave your body through the anus? A Stomato"
"I got kicked out of my club cuddling team today.. ..turns out they frown on the use of performance enhancing hugs."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Buckle ! Buckle who ? Buckle get you a drink but not much else !"
"""This bouquet is missing some flowers"" I said lackadaisically."
"Are You From Boston? Because you're the bomb..."
"I was recently diagnosed with depression It made me sad"
"My friend died from heart burn the other day. My friend Gavin was killed by a terrible case of heart burn yesterday. I can't fucking believe Gavisgone."
"*Buys map of world, pins up on wall *Throws dart, swears to visit wherever it lands *packs for wall 3 feet away *has an amazing time at wall"
"What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination? HAND EYYYYYYYYYEEE"