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Joke of the Day
"How do street urchins communicate with each other? Gutterskype."
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"God: You finish all 11 commandments? Moses: About the 11th one... God: What? Moses: Check yourself before you wreck yourself? God: Fine, 10."
"What is black, white, and red all over? Interracial double penetration"
"If a blue man lives in the blue house, a red man lives in the red house, and a green man lives in the green house, who lives in the white house? an orange man"
"A woman calls the nursing home to see how her father is doing... 'He's like a fish out of water.' 'You mean he's having trouble adjusting?' 'No, I mean he's dead.' -Mike Close-"
"What does a five year old and a penis have in common? If it doesn't come when you tell it to, then just beat it harder. (I am so sorry)"
"What's the reason my shower isn't working? You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure."
"I'm going door-to-door to promote my new gym. It's called ""Jehovah's Fitness"""
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? racial prejudice"
"What do the pizza delivery guy and the gynecologist have in common? They both can smell it, but can't eat it."