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Joke of the Day

"Bowling is the perfect activity when I'm in the mood to stick my fingers in disease-ridden holes, but your mom is unavailable."

"Why did the muscle miss class? ...because it wasn't a-tendon!"

"Fun Fact: If you hear small kids running around laughing hysterically, within 2 min. at least one will be on the floor crying hysterically."

"Senator John Tester from Montana and his executive assistant both have only seven fingers. That is so hot!"

"If you watch cinderella backwards its about a woman getting put in her place."

"A man walks into a bar.... /r/im14andthisisdeep I might not be doing this right"

"What's the best thing about twenty nine year olds? There's 20 of them"

"A good friend doesn't just make you smile, they make you happy."

"If she's naming your wedding album on facebook ""wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!"" she's too young for you bro."

"Why are the top elites around the world scrambling to buy school supplies? Because scissors beats Panama papers ."