121817

Joke of the Day

"My (black) coworkers informed me that black people can't get lice? ""You know what else they can't get? Good jobs."" I received a write-up :("

"How do you titillate an ocelot? You osculate its tit a lot!"

"They ran out of bread at the Indian restaurant, but it turned out nobody cared. It was a naan issue."

"Yo girl, are you a zero APR loan? Because I don't really understand your terms and you keep saying you have no interest."

"I saw that a fellow Redditor needed a liver. Lets just say (_) / ( _)>- / (_) OP De-livered &nbsp; ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Not ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^a ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^true ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^story"

"Before you judge a person make sure you walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you judge them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."

"Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested? Because he needed one."

"Q: Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering? A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing."

"Did you hear about the girl who was found masturbating while on her period? She was caught red handed"

"I'm no relationship scientist but I think men prefer girls who make their dck hard, not their life."