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Joke of the Day

"*pulls out stack of pancakes and completely stuffs mouth during interview* Nexft queffstun pleeazse ""Umm. Your biggest weakness?"" Panfccakes"

"Why does Martin Luther King like jam? Because God bless America"

"Did you hear about the new condoms for frogs? They're rrrrribbet for her pleasure!"

"My wife's leaving me for refusing to stop referring to our children as my Capri Son and Capri Daughter."

"I was in an AWESOME undercover band once No one was sure if we were The Police."

"a guy goes to see a therapist And tell him he keeps having 2 reacurring dreams, one night I'm a wigwam, next time a teepee. Doctor says thats easy, you're just two tents."

"there are like 4 billion words in the english language but there's nothing quite so damning to someone's character as ""that guy sucks"""

"Why did the janitor take early retirement? Because he realized that grime doesn't pay."

"eyy gurl, r u part beaver??? cuz dam baby"

"SERIOUS WARNING! Do not go outside! On the 31st December around 11:59pm. Do not go outside your house otherwise chances are, you will not come back until next year!!! Please tell everyone u care for."