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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow with only two legs? ...Lean Beef."
Next Joke
"What did the rock say to the other rock? Im hard"
"PATIENT: I broke my arm in 3 places DOCTOR: Then dont go to those places!"
"They told me not to Blink or I'd miss it... ...But I _______ and I missed it."
"If you get engaged and you and your partner both owns dogs do the dogs become brother and sister or are they married too?"
"My mother-in-law said ""just do what you normally do"" when she came to stay with us. Not going to lie, naked Saturday was a little awkward."
"How much poutine was left after the hockey game? Nunavet"
"I love how coffee tricks me into believing I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes"
"What do you call a hot day in Canada? A Nova Scorcha!"
"What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement? Not enough cement"