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Joke of the Day
"What kind of shoes do thieves wear? Sneakers."
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"How do you say, Richard and Robert raped the rabbit, with no R's Dick and Bob fucked a bunny."
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"I like my women like I like my wine 6 years old and stolen from the supermarket ;)"
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"A man with a wooden leg marries a woman with a wooden eye on their honeymoon she asks him if he wants to fool around. He replies, would I! she spits out peg leg"
"I'm emotionally unavailable but I make up for it by being completely unattractive."
"statistics show that 9 out of 10 men prefer women with big boobs. the statistics also show that the 10th man prefers the other 9"
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"What does the jewish kid do on the swing? Pisses off the sniper."