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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man with 6,022 x 10^23 dollars? A Moleionaire"
Next Joke
"Son, I wanted to talk to you about masturbation... If you do it too much you'll go blind Dad I'm over here Edit: a letter Heard that in middle school thought you guys might get a chuckle out of it"
"I hate how my job always expects me to show up."
"None of my coworkers get why I have fishbowl with no fish. It's because fish can't survive in my secret reservoir of vodka."
"What do you call Harrison Ford making a Venn diagram? Comparrison Ford!"
"What do you call pasta with ketchup? Spaghetto Ba-dum tss."
"This speech will be very hard for Hillary Clinton... She isn't getting paid for it"
"Daddy what is a transvestite? -Ask Mommy, he knows."
"Donald Trump is not actually a member of the Republican Party He's a *Whig*"
"Why is Jesus gay? Ahhh men"