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Joke of the Day

"Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie? 'CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!"

"What did the stockroom giraffe say to the apprentice meerkat? You're two short!"

"Heard of the new gay website? It's colon, enter, pound, pound, pound."

"A guy goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide The librarian looks at him and says, ""Fuck off, you won't return it!"""

"A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression... It's called Trycoxagain"

"What do a Russian pimp call his prostitute? Slobberonmadickyabitch"

"A recent survey reported that three quarters of men don't know how to turn on the dish washer... I find that licking her nipples and a light gentle fingering usually does the trick..."

"How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard? Put him in your back yard."

"An Italian man with spells of amnesia goes into a boutique coffee shop... The barista asked what he wants, and he replies ""Affogato""."

"I ordered a little salad before my meal and my body started to twitch. I told my waiter, but I forgot I ordered the seizure salad."