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Joke of the Day
"Laughing at your mistakes can lengthen your life. Laughing at your wife's can shorten it."
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"""Had an ant farm once."" ""Them fuckers didn't grow shit."""
"Last night I had a bad dream about a nocturnal horse It was a real night-mare"
"And like the migratory pattern of the white-crowned sparrow, the last roll of toilet paper makes its journey from bathroom to bathroom."
"Helluva guy John is a hellava guy. Type of guy who goes out on a Friday night, gets a couple of blow jobs, comes back and gives his buddy one."
"[Penn and Teller getting a loan for their comedy act] ""Ok all you guys need is a name"" *they look around bank for ideas*"
"A Kraft cheese factory recently burned down... No one reported the fire for hours, because no one believed that there actually were hot Singles in the area."
"*The First Ever Rodeo ""...Does anyone know what we're supposed to do?"""
"What did one nose say when the other nose said ""I love you""? ""Back achoo!"""
"If you watch Cinderella backwards... ..it's about a women who learns her place. Old one but still funny."