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Joke of the Day

"And like the migratory pattern of the white-crowned sparrow, the last roll of toilet paper makes its journey from bathroom to bathroom."

"Man walks into doctors office with a frog on his head... Doctor: can i help you? Frog: yeah, get this thing off my ass!"

"My daughter wanted a Cinderella themed birthday party, so I invited All of her Friends over and made them clean the house."

"Is your ass okay? It has a crack in it."

"What do you a pterodactyl that can't fly? Inosaur."

"I have the body of a 25-year-old girl, a 25-year-old who has recently been eaten by a 40-year-old bear."

"From my 9 year old: What do you and Tatooine have in common? You both have two sons\suns."

"What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Utter destruction."

"When the female lead of Pirates of the Caribbean visits Japan... Do you think she has a Kirin nightly?"

"How do you make a dead baby float? Nail a piece of styrofoam to its head."