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Joke of the Day
"Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ? To improve his bite !"
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"Write a suicide note on Facebook and they try to talk you out of it. Write a suicide note on Twitter and they correct your grammar."
"If you don't consider yourself a terrible person, you're likely a horrific person."
"This new fish cooking channel sounds kinda dirty. Especially, the Filet Show."
"CLERK: $3.74 ME: *reaches in pocket & pulls out whole ham* sorry I have cash *reaches back in & pulls out 2nd ham* well this is embarrassing"
"""Toothpaste? You made that word up!"" - Steve Bushemi"
"I thought I would enjoy a baby shower... ...but who wants to be covered in red spaghetti? Plus the little holes in the showerhead seem to clog a lot."
"Why doesn't ISIS attack Israel? Same reason children don't attack their parents..."
"""I am the perfect age for this shit."" -- Roger Murtaugh, age 22"
"Q: What is 61 to a blonde? A: She wants 8 (ate) more."