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Joke of the Day
"*The First Ever Rodeo ""...Does anyone know what we're supposed to do?"""
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"Waiter: black pepper? Me: sure Waiter: say when Me: [remembering I have large investments in numerous peppercorn plantations] haha sure"
"Pretty sure Brazil has an enormous wax museum."
"What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff? They are hiring."
"Cation Pronunciation : [kat-ahy-uhn,-on] -Noun Chemistry 1.An ion with paws-tive charge. 2.The cutest ion ever."
"What do you call a vampire whose car breaks down 3 miles from a blood bank? A cab."
"What Central American country has the most spooks? Ghosta Rica!"
"The less you know, the more you think you do."
"2 lepers playing poker... 1 throws his hand in, the other laughs his head off."
"When does a joke become a dad joke? When it forgets to use a condom"