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Joke of the Day
"*The First Ever Rodeo ""...Does anyone know what we're supposed to do?"""
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"Don't insult me by looking into my eyes. This bra cost me $65."
"People ask me what my secret is to losing weight and I tell them not having money to buy food"
"Man hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his ass Doctors describe his condition as stable"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cy ! Cy who ? Cy'n on the botton line !"
"What kind of bees make milk? boo-bees (boobies)"
"I heard about a woman who doesn't use her feet... I really want to meter."
"Imagine coming back to life as a zombie but someone tied your shoes together before you were buried."
"What?s orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot"
"Treadmills should just have one big button that says ""Make Me Look Good Naked."""