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Joke of the Day

"When it comes to making jokes about heart palpitations I never skip a beat"

"I walked into a Chinese bar and ordered the heaviest drink. The bartender served me wonton soup."

"On his deathbed, a man is asked if he wants anything said at his funeral. ""Oh look, he's moving."""

"So Ramadan started the other night. I too like to celebrate. I like beef Ramadan noodles, but only use half the packet cause of the MSG."

"Before we talk about this very complicated topic, you should know that I read several sentences about it in an article once."

"Get $10 off any drug purchase by using coupon code ""Do you have change?"""

"I still use the word ""dude"". I don't give a dude. I don't use it right, but I still dude it."

"Anyone know the exact alcohol content of ""lady humps""? How drunk am I going to get off them?"

"What's the best part of a boxer's joke? The punch line Found in BL magazine"

"Does your wife have dry lips? Because I saw her putting some chap's dick on her lips"