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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who wandered into a vampires-only bar? He got drunk."

"Why do teenage girls always hang out in odd numbers? Because they can't even."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Fast Food Barbie ...also known as McBarbie...you want fries with that?"

"Long term health risks include death... DOESN'T THAT END YOUR TERM?!?!?!"

"How well did the sailor do in school? Not bad actually, he got high 'C's."

"How to fall downstairs...... Step 1 Step 6 Step 9,10,11,12"

"What's the difference between a bull and an orchestra? The bull has the horns in front and the asshole in the back."

"Did you hear the one about the zombie telemarketer? They say he was a dead ringer."

"China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you're a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you."

"So I was at LEGOLAND the other day, and this couple were making out in line....... it was so gross, I told them ""Hey guys, build a room"""