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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who wandered into a vampires-only bar? He got drunk."

"What are Cephalopod Ghosts made of? Octoplasm."

"Wish there was a way to take all of these people commenting on the internet and make them useful."

"Bucks vs. Falcons REPORTER: Lovie, can you say something about your team's execution tonight? LOVIE SMITH: I think it would be a good idea!"

"I'm never more nervous than when I tell a doctor what I actually eat."

"What do you call a Greek Magician? Abra Kebabra"

"What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care? An eggsy-stench-alist."

"How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer? It's not there."

"How did the dictator make it easier for power companies to do business with neighboring countries? He stepped down."

"I was kicked out for trying to have sex with a girl with down syndrome I wanted to lose my virginity to someone special."