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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fat man in a white t-shirt? A Man-in-a-tee."
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"I don't understand why women love singing ""Let it go""... ...Since most of them keep grudges for life."
"I bought a Molotov Cocktail today It was $850 and they called it the Note 7"
"[Pickup] got a dank sub woofer for $100 today whoops wrong sub"
"Chuck Norris Once roundhouse kicked a horse in the jaw, thus creating the giraffe."
"Today marks 5 yrs of being smoke free!! Now I spend my time finding new places to hide the bodies of those who've pissed me off!"
"lady at table behind me: sometimes babies get gassy. they can't burp so they get mad and cry me, turning around angrily: its not JUST babies"
"My friend gave me his number and told me to hit him up. Now he's got two broken bones and a restraining order..."
"DAD: wat am i chopped liver CHOPPED LIVER: [in this joke imagine choped liver is a sentiemt being] wat the hell is that suposed to mean phil"
"I was going to make a joke about testicles But I better not. It seems to make people teste."