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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fat man in a white t-shirt? A Man-in-a-tee."
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"Boy in the hospital, dying of cancer and grandma misplaces her glasses at the store and buys the first card she finds ""Get Good Soon"" [8]"
"I've got a job for Victoria... Well, *had* a job..."
"Just spent 15 minutes explaining football to my 5-year-old daughter. Now I think I'll go explain health care reform to the cat."
"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas Gloves. Only joking he's not opened his presents yet."
"Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning? He was *too far out, maaan*."
"""You're not leaving the table until you finish it, young man!"" --termite mom"
"What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans? Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself."
"One party-loving millionaire tried to win his ex back And you won't believe how!"
"What is the only planet you can visit on Earth? Ur anus"