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Joke of the Day

"LPT: Don't trust everything you read on Facebook Unless it's the pope endorsing Trump. That definitely happened."

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"A book just fell on my head! I guess I only got my shelf to blaim!"
"Shout out to amphibians. Swimmin' swimmin' swimmin' then BAM! walkin' walkin' walkin'"
"All things in moderation. Unless no one's looking."
"""Baby, I'm gonna make you mine."" - sweet talker forcing someone to be a coal miner"
"Girl: My doctor says I can't have sex for two weeks...:-( Boy: What did your dentist say?"
"What is Reagan's favorite vegetable? Jim Brady"
"My girlfriend is like God. Doesn't exist..."
"Money cant buy happiness . . . but somehow, its more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle."
"You can eat all the Curry you want... Freddie is eating more Curry! Sorry"
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