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Joke of the Day
"Girl: My doctor says I can't have sex for two weeks...:-( Boy: What did your dentist say?"
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"Roses are red, violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem writes you"
"Poetry would be a lot harder if violets were orange."
"What makes food go bad? [bacteria](/spoiler)"
"Answer: Marijuana Question: Why am I sitting here on the couch eating ice cream with a fork, watching Telemundo and wearing one sock?"
"Why did the cowboy's car stop? It had Injun (engine) trouble."
"People are always telling me I look like Hagrid from Harry Potter. I've never seen the movies, but she must be a beautiful gal."
"Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep? Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!"
"Fat lady hops on an Exercycle next to me, she says, ""I'm here to lose weight."" Me: ""And you waited 'til the last min, didn't you?"""
"Do you know if Stephen Hawking still has his old phone number? Everytime I call, a machine answers."