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Joke of the Day
"Girl: My doctor says I can't have sex for two weeks...:-( Boy: What did your dentist say?"
Next Joke
"ME: long time no see! I heard you're a doctor FRIEND: I am. what do you do now? ME: [glances down at open twitter app] I'm a writer"
"What do you call two gay Scotsmen? Ben Dover and Phil Mcrakkin"
"A girl just asked me ""When a guy says GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH, what's a good comeback?"" I told her, ""COMEBACK with a damn sandwich."""
"Trump: Do you wanna build a snowman? Elsa: Who will pay for this snowman? Trump: Ok byeee "
"Maybe a funeral isn't the best place to practice my evil laugh"
"*cries over spilt milk* *cries under spilt milk* *cries adjacent to spilt milk* *cries immediately to the left of spilt milk* *cries diagona"
"Yeah but how do misinformed people feel about it?"
"Knock Knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!"
"""I can't begin to tell y-"" ""Good."""