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Joke of the Day
"You can eat all the Curry you want... Freddie is eating more Curry! Sorry"
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"Why is your room like the Middle East? Because your bed is practically Iraq! *Hey, this subrettit has to have a few corny jokes right?!*"
"A guy was running around trying to determine the source of physicians' flatulence He was only following doctors odors."