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Joke of the Day
"Shout out to amphibians. Swimmin' swimmin' swimmin' then BAM! walkin' walkin' walkin'"
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"In poland stainless steel is a lot cheaper... However it only applies to the version made in their own country, Stainless Steel Polish...."
"Detective: Did your husband have any enemies, ma'am? Wife: Well, the cat next door never really liked Jim, and that always seemed a bit odd."
"Did you know that all Bicyclists are colorblind? Cause they can't tell Green from Red!"
"Awkward penguin http://tinypic.com/R/2lcwja/8"
"Birdhood A single shot film with no cuts and a running time of 12 years."
"Schrodingers cat walks into a bar ... and doesn't."
"I'm sorry your husband of 50 yrs is dead. Here is a casserole made with Campbells Soup. ~White people."
"Sex in the morning I bet it has been up here before, but I felt that it had to be out here again. Sex is one of THE best things to wake up to.... Unless you are in prison"
"Put my grandma on speed dial Call that Instagram. My friend told me this a little while ago."