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Joke of the Day
"All things in moderation. Unless no one's looking."
Next Joke
"I'd also tell you a joke about how my balls hang. . . But that's too low."
"Steal your neighbors' garden gnome. Send them a series of photos of the gnome lurking near various truck stop men's rooms."
"Critics are raving about Mud. ""It's like dirt but wet"" says one. ""Oh god it's in my eyes"" says another"
"If there's a denim jacket on my doorknob it means I'm having sex with a werewolf."
"I should buy a 26.2 sticker! for my nose..."
"What do you call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe? Fur traders."
"When a woman is in labor... When a woman is in labor and the pain is so unbearable, it is the closest she comes to understanding what it is like to be a man with the common cold. :}"
"A terrorist Walks into a Pet store A terrorist walks into a pet store and shouts ""Run away you only have 10 seconds before I blow this place up!"" ""You Bastard!"" The Turtle says"
"Women are like pickup trucks. Men with poor taste usually want to add a lift kit."