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Joke of the Day

"Remember don't judge, you never know what another person is going through Unless they're constantly oversharing on Facebook, then go ahead"

"Fish sticks? Do you like fishdicks? Do you like to put fishsticks in your mouth? You're a gay fish."

"Mankind have spent time equal to 7857 years watching PSY Gangnam style only. Shame on you people."

"What's the difference between a Bitch and a Slut? A Slut fucks everyone. A Bitch fucks everyone but you."

"69 Position I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, ""No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""

"What's the best feature of Apple Pencil? You don't need to sharpen it."

"How does a black woman stop crime? She gets an abortion."

"You think you have your anger issues under control until someone starts telling an important story while they're chewing"

"My driver's license says I'm an organ donor but jokes on them because I have a piano."

"Hello 911? I was doing that thing where you pretend to walk down stairs behind a couch only it worked. I have no idea where I am. Help me."