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Joke of the Day
"Mankind have spent time equal to 7857 years watching PSY Gangnam style only. Shame on you people."
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"What did the deaf nymphomaniac say? come again?"
"Hey, girl at the gym that keeps moving to the opposite corner every time I get on the machine next to you, yes, I feel the chemistry too."
"The Doctor says: ""Mrs Jones, I think your 7 year old is watching way too much TV"" ""How can you tell?"" asked Mrs Jones ""He just asked me if Cialis is right for him"""
"Just saw Samuel L. Jackson order a couple of bagels. He paid for them and said thank you so basically now my whole life is ruined"
"R news are nazis This is how it works, right? Can i get my karma points now i need karma"
"Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9? Because 7 - 8 - 9."
"What is the definition of safe sex for rednecks... Making sure you brand all the sheep that kick"
"Why can't a prostitute count to 70? Because 69's a mouthful."
"Why do you never tease a fat girl with lisp? Because she's thick and tired of it."