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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Bitch and a Slut? A Slut fucks everyone. A Bitch fucks everyone but you."

"My wife has a logic fetish... She's always coming to conclusions."

"A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says ""We don't allow Higgs Bosons in here."" The Higgs Boson replied, ""Well, without me, you can't have mass."""

"I hate church I hated church when I was a child, with all the standing and kneeling and sitting. I wish the priest would just pick a position and fuck me."

"What did the Sadist do to the Masochist? Nothing."

"Are you going to buy something this time? Or are you ""just curious""? Let's just say I'm buy-curious."

"I have a really good joke about pussy ... but redditors don't get it."

"What did George Washington say to his men on March 3rd Tomorrow we march forth"

"My fiance is a med student and was talking to me about her geriatrics class... ... and my first thought was ""This is getting old real fast."""

"You can reduce your weight by one simple exercise of shaking your head horizontally. Do it when you are offered food"