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Joke of the Day
"What's the best feature of Apple Pencil? You don't need to sharpen it."
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"What did the regular expression truck driver say when he saw the number 10000? 10{4}"
"Tried belly dancing but ended up looking like an insect about to die."
"In my opinion, reflex testing is pointless. I just don't find any value in knee jerk reactions."
"Don't mess with muslins... They have short fuses."
"Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A. You can park in the handicap zone."
"What's Hitler's favorite game? Meincraft"
"Leprechauns Why are leprechauns always laughing when they're running? Because the grass is tickling their nuts"
"The red haired guy in the bakery doesn't like being called... 'The Ginger Bread Man' *lesson learned"
"USA: ""Hey, Canada, can you hold this for a second?"" Canada: ""OK."" *USA hands Detroit to Canada* *USA quickly walks away.*"