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Joke of the Day

"Why can't pirates play any card games? Because someone's always on the deck!"

"Knock knock.... Whose there? Jesus Jesus who? Behold I stand at the door and knock...."

"How do you figure out which contestant in a Ms. America pageant is a prostitute? Look for the one with the sash that says ""I da ho""."

"Earth has billions of inhabitants, while Uranus has only one.... My dick."

"I made a joke about someone getting knocked out... ...but I forgot the punchline."

"Statistics show that 1 in every 10 people, is gay.... ... So that means, out of the 10 guys' cocks I've sucked, one of them had to be gay."

"Where does the general keep his armies? Up his sleevies."

"When the window fell into the incinerator, it was a pane in the ash to retrieve."

"Say what you will about deaf people"

"Sometimes you just need to reach out and touch someone. With a shovel. On the side of the head."