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Joke of the Day
"Your mother is so poor she can't even pay attention."
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"Well, you see, there is something wrong with my friend... He spawns the pink eyes, and he doesn't catch it from other people... He just gives it to himself... Then spread it."
"Lassie runs up to Farmer Fred *Bark!* What is it Lassie? *Bark! Bark bark!* What's that girl? Timmy fell down a well! *Bark! Bark bark woof!* Right! I'll say you were here with me the whole time."
"How to create a clean joke Step 1. Find a dirty joke Step 2. Clean it"
"What does a Muslim pirate say? Allahu Ackbarrrrr!"
"What do you call a terrorist with eight legs? An Iraqnid."
"Have you heard about the new Scientologist car? It's got cruise control..."
"People tell me my humour is offbeat but they get weirded out if you walk around with a metronome."
"I'm beginning to think that Judas Priest might not be a Christian rock band."
"Christians have the first name Christian, Muslims Mohammed, Jews Isaac, what boys name do atheist have? Godfrey"