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Joke of the Day
"Why don't black people go on cruises? They already fell for that once."
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"My neighbor's kids said they loved sneakers. They're huge Vans of them."
"Two hats on a hat hanger, one says to the other.... You go on ahead."
"Wife: ""Would you like to help me....?"" Translation: ""Do it or die."""
"The pope walks into a mosque The imam says ""Hey, why the wrong faith?"""
"[NSFW] What is the difference between your dick and a bonus? Your wife will always blow your bonus! xD"
"What do you call a jewish bodybuilder? Muscletov."
"How's school, Hannah? ""Really tough, dad."" They're calling you Hannah Banana, aren't they? ""No-"" WHY THE HELL NOT"
"the best part about arguing with family make up sex"
"A Hydrogen atom walks into a bar... ...and asks for a shot. Bartender, ""what's the occasion?"" Atom, ""I think I lost an electron."" Bartender, ""you sure?"" Atom, ""I'm positive."""