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Joke of the Day
"Why don't black people go on cruises? They already fell for that once."
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"There's nothing wrong with naming your son Marco.... Until you lose him at the park one day."
"what do you call fake spaghetti? impasta."
"Am sticking to my resolution this year 800x600"
"""I got hoes in different area codes."" - World's most disorganized landscaper."
"Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole."
"Can you name all the dissimilarities between men and women? I can't either, but I'm sure there's a vas deferens."
"Bill: I hope Hillary will have better interns in the Oval Office than I did. All of mine sucked."
"I have been struggling with depression and thoughts of suicide but my friends have been very supportive... they insist that I go through with it."
"How many students does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins."