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Joke of the Day

"A recent study about sexual behavior found out that Only 9/10 people enjoy gang-bangs"

"Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? E V E R Y W H E R E"

"We had a muslim friend.. Who was always late to the class. We used to call him 9/12. Edit: he is still my best friend."

"Q: Why couldn't Batman go fishing? A: Because Robin ate the worms."

"Anyone who believes that children are our future has not been to a mall recently."

"I'm selling a WWII relic.... A beautiful French rifle. It's never been fired and only dropped once."

"Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food... Neither have they."

"What did the gay guy say to his straight friend? I bet you kiss girls faggot."

"What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa? A good start."

"QUESTION: What were the very first straws made of? ANSWER: Straw."